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森林狼的转变:从“天赋满满未来可期”到“人见人怕嗜血野狼”!

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森林狼的转变:从“天赋满满未来可期”到“人见人怕嗜血野狼”!

The Minnesota Timberwolves have finally graduated from spooky to scary

森林狼的转变:从“天赋满满未来可期”到“人见人怕嗜血野狼”

(英文)楼主知名吐槽帖:别再说我狼是天赋满满未来可期>>

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwil6b-Cg9PYAhVeImMKHVH6ChgQFggoMAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fnba%2Fcomments%2F5j1791%2Fstop_calling_my_team_spooky%2F&usg=AOvVaw0LOL-yCOT_mM5UBMJSMgND

Yes, it’s me. I’m the guy who made that infamous “Stop Calling My Team Spooky” post some 14 months ago. A lot has changed since then, both for the Wolves and for myself. Got my degree, got a big boy job, and the Wolves decided it was time to stop sucking for the first time in over 13 years.

森林狼球迷:对,是我。我就是那个大约在14个月前发表了一篇名为“不要再把我的球队称为天赋满满,未来可期”的声名狼藉的帖子的作者。从那以后对于我和明尼苏达森林狼队来说很多事情都变了。我顺利从大学毕业,并且找到了一份比较正经的工作;森林狼终于在十三年里来第一次决定:是时候该变成一只嗜血野狼了。

Let me start by saying that at the time, it was cold as FUCK outside and the Wolves blew a 12 point lead in the last two minutes of the game against the Rockets so it was a combination that led to a meltdown of epic proportions. One that garnered my post x2 gold and one of the more popular copy pastas in r/nba history. I will add that I also made that post from my toilet so forgive me if all you think I do is shitpost.

首先我想说的是,我吐槽的那天太特么冷了,而且森林狼对阵火箭,在最后两分钟里浪丢了12分的领先优势。在这二者的共同作用下,一篇史诗级的崩溃式吐槽帖诞生了。我被打赏了数量为我发帖次数一倍的金币,并且它也成为了reddit历史上比较流行的一个梗。其实我是在上厕所的时候写的那篇帖子,所以如果你们觉得我写的是“屎”帖的话,请原谅我。

But I digress... I was sick of losing and all I wanted was for my team to win some games. We closed out last season like we usually do (in the lottery) and I remained skeptical about our future. Was Towns, Wiggins, and LaVine really enough to get us over the hump? We desperately needed veteran leadership and needed players who knew how to win in this league. As talented as those young guys are, they didn’t have that experience. Add in the fact that LaVine tore his ACL and that it’s impossible to get FAs to come to Minnesota, my outlook on this season was bleak.

不过跑题啦。我当时厌倦了输球,而且我只是想要我的主队开始赢下一些比赛。上赛季我狼的收官战绩跟往年并无不同(乐透区),我也对球队的未来继续持怀疑态度。唐斯,威金斯和拉文真的够拯救我狼于水火吗?我狼太需要老将的领导力了,我狼也需要懂得如何在这个联盟里赢球的球员。虽然说我狼的年轻球员很有天赋,但他们并没有那种经验。好事不出门坏事成双对,拉文撕裂了他的膝盖前交叉韧带,为我狼的前景蒙上了一层阴霾。自由球员?想让自由球员来到明尼苏达这个冰窟窿不是开玩笑一样吗。当时,我对新赛季没有任何信心。

That was until Thibs decided to pull the trigger on a deal centered around Jimmy Butler. All of Minnesota rejoiced about that one even though we all love LaVine (good luck this Saturday my dude). But even still, there were questions. How would Butler and Wiggins mesh? Does this star studded trio fit together on the court? Do the wolves have enough bench pieces? Is Thibs the right coach for this team? Etc etc

我的悲观情绪没有持续多久,后来,幸福,来敲门了:锡伯杜决定拍板一门交易,该交易的主人公是——吉米-巴特勒。整个明尼苏达可谓是锣鼓喧天鞭炮起舞,虽然说我们都爱拉文(祝你周六好运)。但是即便如此,我们的未来仍充满问号。巴特勒和威金斯如何搭配吗?三巨头场上兼容吗?我狼的替补够用吗?锡伯杜是这只球队的天命教练吗?等等。

 In our first 10 games, we started the season 7-3. Our best start since the early 2000s. We looked good but not great. I was still hesitant to say we turned the corner. Being a Minnesota sports fan brings the pessimist out of the most optimistic people. You’re used to being let down so I was definitely guarded. Over the first couple months, I liked where we were at but the team was terrible defensively and KAT was arguably the worst defender in the NBA, not something you really want out of your potential top 5 player. We lost a lot of games against really bad teams and ultimately, I know that the best teams in this league don’t let down against inferior opponents.

我狼前十场比赛7胜3负。创造了2000年初以来的最佳开局。我们看上去还行,但并没有特别优秀。我还是不敢说我狼已经农奴翻身做主人了。明尼苏达体育球队的粉丝就是这样的,最乐观的人也会黑化。失望是我们的家常便饭,所以我很谨慎。新赛季开打一两个月后,我喜欢我们所处的位置,但是球队防守很糟糕,并且唐斯很可能是NBA最差防守者,这可不是你想在一个未来的联盟前五人身上看到的。我们输给了很多烂队,而我明白顶尖球队是不会在弱队身上翻船、让球迷失望的。

But with all the ups and downs of this season so far, the Wolves sit in the 4th seed in the West at 27-16, and only 3.5 games back of the 2nd seed behind Houston. A lot of people questioned whether or not the Wolves would even make the playoffs but at this point in the season, it looks like they are one of the top teams in the league.

起起伏伏过后,森林狼现在27胜16负,西部第四,只落后第二的火箭3.5个胜场。很多球迷在之前质疑森林狼是否可以打进季后赛。但在现在,森林狼看起来像是联盟里面最好的队伍之一。

But it’s especially impressive what they’ve done their last 15 games and it finally seems like everyone is buying in.

但是尤其令人眼前一亮的是我狼最近十五场的表现,看起来我狼的所有球员终于都融入进了球队体系。

The Wolves are 11-4 in their last 15 and rank first in the NBA in offensive rating at 113.5 and 6th in defensive rating at 103.2. Its a net rating of 10.3 which is a total of 4 points better than the next closest team (Toronto). This is all the while Jeff Teague missed 7 straight games and key bench piece Bjelica still working to find his groove after missing 14 games in late November through much of December.

在过去的15场比赛里我狼11胜4负,进攻效率113.5,联盟第一,防守效率103.2,联盟第六。10.3分的净效率值也比排在我们之后的猛龙高4分。这期间,杰夫-蒂格连续缺席7场比赛、关键替补别利察从11月底开始伤退,缺席了12月大部分比赛,仍在找回状态。

The Wolves have won 3 straight games by 15+ points which is the first time this has happened since 2003. This included a whopping 41 point lead against LeBron James and his Cavaliers. Sorry about that worst +/- of your career bron bron I still love you dawg.

我狼连续3场比赛赢15分以上,这是2003年以来的第一次。这包括41分暴揍勒布朗-詹姆斯和他的骑士,送给了詹姆斯有史以来最低的单场正负值。詹詹我还是很爱你的!

But the best thing to come from this all? Jimmy Butler quotes from the locker room. Name a more dynamic duo than Towns and Butler banter.... you can’t. This team went from looking like they were attending a funeral every time they stepped on the court to finally showing some emotion and having fun with the game of basketball.

但是,你要是问我,这一切的一切里最宝贵的是什么?我会告诉你是:吉米-巴特勒的更衣室经典言录。唐斯和巴特勒互相挑逗的嘴仗,你能想出一个更加有默契的搭档嘛?…你并不能。从前,森林狼上场打球时都丧着个脸,跟去参加葬礼一样。现在,终于展现出了一点人类的情绪,打出了快乐篮球的样子。

Folks, go ahead and call my team scary, I’ll try not to have a meltdown again.

老铁们,开始称森林狼为“嗜血野狼”吧,我尽量克制自己的情绪,不再崩溃。

[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeptam 3826 指標 12小時前

Timberwolf bar mitzvah, spooky -》 scary.

Pups becoming men. Men becoming Wolves.

木狼成年礼: 从天赋满满小狼崽变成人见人怕嗜血野狼。

[–][SAS] Beno Udrih8coffeesandcounting 1172 指標 12小時前*

Thibs rn


锡伯杜现在的状态:

“老子要把(森林)狼调教好。”[译注1}[译注1]改编自Kanye West的经典名言:“老子要把“狼”这首歌调理好。”[–][NYK] Qyntel WoodsBlacramento 537 指標 12小時前
(控制野鹿数量的方法是向该地区投放狼。所有问题都该被那样解决。太多污染了?向工厂放狼吧。不听话的国会?放狼吧。想减肥?你答对了,狼狼狼。)

 [–]BullsBlackMathNerd 259 指標 11小時前

So to kill the Bucks we need the Wolves.

Got it.

公牛球迷:所以猎鹿我们需要森林狼。

明白了!

[–]Timberwolvesjkgaspar4994 153 指標 10小時前

We blew a 20 point lead to the Bucks. Pls no more Giannis and Bledsoe.

森林狼球迷:我们对雄鹿的时候搞砸了20分的领先优势。求你了我不想再听到字母哥和布莱索的名字了。

[–]Bullswhothark_futhark 67 指標 10小時前

A Bucks-Timberwolves finals would generate nearly as much interest as an average Vikings-Packers game.

公牛球迷:雄鹿要是跟森林狼在总决赛会师,热度估计会跟NFL维京人VS包装工的比赛热度一模一样。

[–]BullsBone_Dogg 56 指標 9小時前

At least my own personal interest would be much higher than Cavs/Warriors.

公牛球迷:最起码我个人的投入度会强于骑勇的总决赛。[译注2]

[译注2]NFL的维京人和NBA的森林狼同属明尼苏达州,NFL的包装工和NBA的雄鹿同属威斯康辛州,而NBA的公牛则属于伊利诺伊州。这三个州接壤,地理位置很相近。球迷的主队重合度很高。

[–]Celticsbigvahe33 1576 指標 12小時前

Enjoy this moment - its when you go from being underrated to hated.

凯尔特人球迷:享受此时吧。此前一秒没人把你当回事,次后一秒黑子蜂拥而上。

[–]A_Little_Older 450 指標 12小時前

Based on the posts about KAT and Wiggins, I’d say they’re already hated.

从最近提到唐斯和威金斯的帖子上来看,我觉得他们已经开始被黑了。

[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanenklobbermang 502 指標 12小時前

But Jimmy pulls it back toward at least neutral.

公牛球迷:但是吉米吸粉啊,最起码也会抹平这两个人为森林狼招的黑。

[–][GSW] Draymond GreenMacDerfus 220 指標 10小時前

The Kayak alone gives him a pass for the entire season

那个独木船的视频就是巴特勒这赛季的免黑金牌。[译注3]

[译注3][美国JRs之声]巴特勒搞笑翻船湿身,他的惊声尖叫和霉霉神曲无缝衔接传遍网络>>

[–][CHI] Jud BuechlerThexJwubbz 115 指標 9小時前

If you hate Jimmy Butler then i hate you.

公牛球迷:如果你恨巴特勒,我就恨你!

[–]Bullsapple_2 40 指標 9小時前

I love that you will hate someone that hates someone I love. I appreciate you.

公牛球迷:你恨的人,恨我爱的人。我欣赏你,大胸弟♂。

[–][MIN] Shabazz MuhammadKdeal3000 40 指標 11小時前

KAT is becoming more liked tho I think

森林狼球迷:(回复层主),可是我觉得现在唐斯越来越受人喜爱了啊。

[–]Wizardslivefreeordont 56 指標 11小時前

KAT was loved before people actually started watching him this season

唐斯受人喜爱是在人们今年真正看他的比赛之前。

[–]SpursSmellmyhand 86 指標 10小時前*

People don’t even watch him still. All the shit I hear people say about him on defense is some armchair bullshit. Everyone that was saying he’s bad on defense because he doesn’t try is a fucking idiot. He was a bad defender but not for lack of trying。

人们还是不看他的比赛的。人们黑他防守端的那些说辞简直就是键盘侠的演绎典范。之前说他防守不好是因为不努力防守的人都是傻X。他之前防守确实糟糕,但不是因为努力度不够。

[–]TimberwolvesUnder_the_Neath 42 指標 10小時前

People need to watch him now. He dominated the matchup with Adams this time. The previous 3 times he got owned by Adams. He's evolving!

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIS FINAL FORM!

森林狼球迷:人们真的该去好好看看他现在的比赛了。对雷霆的这场比赛他把亚当斯生吃了。然而过去三场对雷霆的时候他都是被亚当斯生吃的。哥们进化了有没有,已经从猎物变成了捕食者。

你们还没有看到唐斯的终极完全体呢!

[–]SpursSmellmyhand 46 指標 10小時前

Shit not just Adams. Held his own against Boogie and AD. He’s doing great in match ups on bigs that everyone said was better than him. Can’t wait until the game against the Knicks.

妈的不仅仅是亚当斯呀。唐斯在对阵考辛斯和浓眉的时候也稳稳保持了他应有的表现。他在对阵任何一个人们曾说过比他强的大个子时都表现得不错。我已经等不及下一场森林狼对尼克斯的比赛了。

[–]Lakersgill2k 253 指標 12小時前

Jimmy4MVP

吉米-巴特勒MVP!

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 120 指標 10小時前

Daddy. I miss you

公牛球迷:巴特勒爸爸,我想你了。

[–]BullsFleetfox17 45 指標 9小時前

I think this is one of those rare cases where a trade makes sense for both teams, and both teams end up benefiting.

公牛球迷:我认为这场公牛和森林狼的交易是稀有的双赢交易啊!

[–]Lakerszbreeze3 28 指標 9小時前

Indiana/OKC too, yeah?

湖人球迷:步行者和雷霆也算是吧?对不对呀?

[–]KnicksJHWM4 18 指標 8小時前

NYC/OKC too, yeah?

尼克斯球迷:尼克斯和雷霆的也算吧?对不对呀?

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesBaadeHendrix 20 指標 8小時前

MIN/CLE too, yeah?

骑士球迷:森林狼和骑士的也算吧?对不对呀?

[–]BullsIncorrectPin 59 指標 8小時前

BOS/NETS, yeah?

凯尔特人和篮网的呢?也应该算一个吧?

[–]Bullswjbc 17 指標 6小時前

A trade too far...

过火了大兄弟。

[–]Timberwolvesjaggazz 437 指標 12小時前

Being a Minnesota sports fan brings the pessimist out of the most optimistic people.

I've graduated from Pessimist to being "Cautiously Optimistic" with both the Wolves and the Vikings. I'm just glad I have Monday off work as a holiday in case the Vikings pull another Blair Walsh Wide Left meltdown on Sunday.

森林狼球迷:“明尼苏达体育球队的粉丝就是这样的,最乐观的人也会黑化。”

我已对森林狼和维京人的态度从悲观主义者变成“谨慎乐观了”。我现在就是庆幸下周一我休息,不上班,为什么?万一维京人在周日上演另一场左边锋布莱尔-威尔士似的崩盘呢?[译注4]

[译注4]2017年11月6日维京人队布莱尔-威尔士在上半场漏了3次得分从而使明尼苏达14-17输给了华盛顿。

[–]this_place_stinks 19 指標 10小時前

Smh as a Cleveland sports fan I can tell you “cautiously optimistic” is part of the viscous cycle leading to another stomach punch. The second you start to let your guard down after many years of expecting the worst is when you get smacked again.

我不禁狂摇起了我的狗头。作为一名克利夫兰体育球迷,我可以告诉你“谨慎乐观”就是一个不停被打脸的死循环。多年不抱任何希望之后突然开始有了侥幸心理?现实抽脸的速度不要太快。

[–]Timberwolvesjaggazz 20 指標 10小時前

To be fair though, Browns fans get smacked back into reality by week 2 of the season.

说真的,克利夫兰布朗队球迷在赛季第二周就被现实抽回原型了。[译注5]

[译注5]克利夫兰布朗队,成立于1946年,1950年加入了NFL与AAFC合并后的联盟,常年鱼腩。


[–]EricHangingOut 129 指標 11小時前

Didn't some dude on this sub post like a week ago about how the Wolves were dumb to trade for Jimmy fucking Butler and that shit was upvoted?

Jimmy is a top-10 player in the league, but I guess his true shooting percentage isn't high enough for the budding NASA engineers on here to get hard.

With a core of Jimmy/Wiggins/KAT - I'm pretty confident that they're as legit contender as anyone (assuming something happens to the Warriors), so long as KAT continues to make strides and becomes a legit top 15 guy in this league.

我记得一周以前Reddit好像有个二货发帖说森林狼交易来吉米-巴特勒(那可是特么的巴特勒啊)是多么多么的愚蠢,然后好像还被不少人点推荐了?

巴特勒是联盟前十,但是我猜,他的真实投篮命中率没高到让这儿的数据大师高潮的地步啊,一个个儿的都以为自己是美国航天局的工程师呢。

森林狼拥有吉米/威金斯/唐斯所组成的核心阵容,只要KAT继续保持进化并且变成联盟前15的球员,我非常有信心他们真的可以和联盟中任意一支球队竞争(假如勇士横遭不测)。

 [–]PelicansTeeWhyThyGuy 38 指標 9小時前

budding NASA engineers

"Well, if you refer to these graphs, by my calculations..."

“一个个儿的都以为自己是美国航天局的工程师呢。”

太对了,成天就是“来请着眼看我手中的这个图表,根据我的计算....”。滚犊子!

[–]RocketsLezardValeth 20 指標 8小時前

Stats nerds love Jimmy Butler though. His TS% is actually really good despite whatever that guy said and his RPM numbers are in the top 10 both this season and last.

火箭球迷:可是痴迷数据的JRs很爱吉米-巴特勒啊。不管楼上那哥们说的是啥,巴特勒的真实命中率实际上非常棒,而且他的真实胜负值这两个赛季可都是前十啊。

[–]TimberwolvesRochel1e_Rochel1e 6 指標 5小時前

Remember when Bill Simmons put out a list of his top 20 NBA players and Jimmy wasn't on it? Ol' Billy really doesn't have his finger on the pulse of the NBA anymore, sadly

森林狼球迷:兄弟们,你们还记得比尔-西蒙斯发表了一个他心中NBA前20球员的名单,而吉米-巴特勒并不在上面吗?哎,可悲啊,西蒙斯显然跟不上当今的时代了啊。


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